Who is Red John?

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Lol I went back and read some of my past posts and in one post I described watching the season finale like if I was out walking my dog and Bruno Heller jumped out of the bushes and shot my dog and then raped me at gunpoint. And I had to watch my dog die as I was being raped............lol. I must have been out of my mind I also called Fisher a mental patient and said she must have had her lucky magic wand shoved up her crazy pussy And u said watching the mentalist gives me the same feeling as putting on my suit for a funeral makes me sad

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Last year this site was on fire.........now it's a ghost town I'm fuckin speechless Ps: I'm the biggest fan of Batman But fuck that show. I hope it tanks ...........a Batmanless tv show called Gotham is about as entertaining as a Red Johnless tv show called The Mentalist. All they had to do to save the season was At the end Lisbon finds Pike murdered with a smiley face drawn in blood on the wall. That's all they had to do to save and make the season Even bored fat old housewives couldn't have liked that bullshit murder of the week finale My hope turned to anger Fuck this That finale was a fuckin insult THERE'S NO FUCKIN WAY MCALLISTER IS RED JOHN ..............………they picked his name out of a fuckin hat. Go watch the second episode of the first season and tell me they planned the hillbilly sheriff would be this legendary master criminal serial killer Red John McAllister was a RJ accomplice at best..........................................even if they bring back RJ next season it's too late. I don't give a fuck After what I went through with the lady season with all the bullshit

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Do you remember about this time last year waiting for the new season of The Mentalist Red John: The Last Chapter. The height of my Mentalist fandom. I was more excited to watch the Mentalist than I was Sons of Anarchy or Walling Dead cause I thought all the hours of dissecting the Red John mystery were going to pay off in a satisfying reveal that would thrill me and make The Mentalist one of the best shows in tv history instead they sloppily resolve the RJ saga in 6 episodes and then completely change up the show focusing on JISBON??? Making it the worst season of the Mentalist and one of the biggest fuck ups in tv history .…what a fuckin joke I used to visit this site hourly posting theories but after that god awful finale I haven't waisted one minute thinking about this now piece of shit show I will not watch the last season cause who gives a fuck about a Red John-less Mentalist. I might as well watch Bones or Castle shame on you Bruno Heller

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The Mentalist Season 6 isn't over yet.....There's still hope.......... they can still salvage the season and save the entire series as a whole........... I have faith that the Mentalist will deliver another thrilling finale and possible series finale ...........everything will be explained         there's no way The Mentalist will end without a twist     no way                 if the series ends with a murder of the week ending with Jisbon I will fuckin delete every season off my harddrive and never watch another second of this fuckin show or waist another second thinkin bout Red John....................................................................................................................................................................................having McAllister as Red John ruins the character RJ and taints the entire series ....                and they did the same fuckin lame shit with the CBI Killer      Noname CBI agents killed   a list of suspects     the killer is the least suspected and most random suspect ....the pedorast who got his thumb cut off two years ago has been bugging cell phones and killing CBI agents with his crazy sister ..............and they didn't even kill the Rigsbys .............Wayne Rigsby getting shot was one of the best moments of this New Beginning........and they ruin it two seconds later by having him run out and saving the day....yey happy ending                    The CBI Killer should have been someone at least somehow connected to Red John ....and the Rigsby's should have been killed to add some much needed weight back into the show.....and the remaining episodes reveal Jane's masterplan and the truth behind Red John       The first half of episode 9 Blue Heaven should be the end of the series the end of season should have been the reveal of Red John's identity and Season 7 The Final Season will be the hunt for RJ piecing RJ's story together as the episodes go along and at the end of the series after we all have learned everything about Red John finally Jane gets his revenge .....then at the very end of the series have it timejump two years and show Jane dancing on a beach                        season's not over though   and I think at the very least Stiles is still alive and is secretly helping Jane capture the true Red John       you don't kill a character like Bret Stiles and a actor like Malcolm McDowell off screen   and how awesome would it be if Stiles shows up at the very end of the series and explains everything      the truth behind"Red John"                     

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What the fuck is goin on? What has happened to this once great and entertaining show? This is fuckin crazy    lol        even if this "New Beginning" is some long con  does anyone give a fuck after all these delays and shitty murder of the week episodes?    If you would have told me before the start of the season that they would wrap up the Red John saga in 8 episodes   including Partridge's deatth in the first episode, an evil Kirkland twin that never shows up, and all that BA bullshit ..........and don't even get me started about episode 8 "Red John" .....cause my fuckin head will explode   if you would have said all that before the season started I would have smacked you in the face        and anyone who says that they didn't mind the Red John reveal/death is an asshole          you know what sums up this whole "New Beginning" coma dream is..................................Agent Fisher waving her wand around like a fuckin mental patient ...........really?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         my best guess of what happened is because of dropping ratings (almost down half from season 3) CBS moved The Mentalist to Sunday night (a fuckin death sentence)  this pisses Heller off making him take a deal with Fox (he's somehow gonna fuck up Batman now)      he picked McAllister's name out of a hat  and gave no proof or explanation (if McAllister was Red John from the beginning they could have wrapped that up by the third episode of the first season)                 the only thing that still gives me hope is that the season isn't done yet and the belief that Heller and Patrick Jane are pulling off the biggest and smartest long con of the entire series        if not they should have ended Red John at the season 3 finale   and made the BA they next Big Bad in the next two seasons and had the CBI Killer(done right and not the way they did)  for the final season                                             anybody who dies off camera is not really dead            and the only interesting thing about Pike is that the actor who plays him is on Game of Thrones and he is amazing in it      he has to be more than just a weak love interest for Lisbon                                                                                                      thank God there are still shows like         The Wire    Breaking Bad   Game of Thrones    True Detective    Sherlock    Walking Dead    Justified      Banshee       Orphan Black                                                                                                                                                                                           

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