Who is Red John?

Theory #17570 • by PoopKid

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Thomas McAllister

Thomas McAllister
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StoopKid (aka Stop! Kid...) : 

Shit, man, you're just saying shit. You think yourself as a writer? You're so full of shit, randomly mubbling about things nobody cares about, for MONTHS you were like "Oh it will be GVP and Rigsby GVP AND RIGSBY GVB AND RIGSBY"...
and now "OK LOL HAIBACH IS NOT THE KILLER LOL THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE" For fuck sake, boy, you're just the worst attention-whore I've ever seen, there are 6 fuckin' episodes left. 
Have you seen the summary of each of them so far?? It's just RANDOM stories with NO CONNECTION between them.
By the way, StoopidKid, if you really cared about your favoriiiiiite shooooow, you should know that next week Lisbon's boyfriend will be introduced.

SEE A PATTERN NOW HERE?? The last episodes will just be FUCKIN' JISBON STORIES UNTIL THE FINALE. That's it. 

You know what will be the last episode?? "RAINBOW world", that's will surely be the title. And the story will be some random shitty investigation just to allow the Jibson romance to finally be over, with Jane and Lisbon kissing and leaving the FBI and living happily ever after.

Bullake Shitsociation, Red John vs. the Scary Pigeon... It's OVER. OVER. OVER. They said it. Numerous times. Patrick Jane said it. Bruno Heller said it. In fact, there is only you who keeps believing about it. You, the "writer". LOL. Blow me, boy.

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