Who is Red John?

Theory #17704 • by PoopKid

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Bret Stiles

Bret Stiles
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ARGUMENTATION

You know... Simly by looking at the resume of the 6.19 episode "brown eyed girls", I know this is FUBAR.
Some random shitty independent story and "Lisbon considers meanwhile Pike's offer to move to D.C.".
Shit, man. 3 episodes from now, and it will be 3 episodes before the end... And it will be around some Jisbon story.

And the "fans" or the regular watchers want MORE and MORE of it, yeah more shitty fuckin' random love story. Because that's all we want, eh??? ASSHOLES.

You know, I can really, really, without a doubt, tell you the resumes of the last 2 episodes :

6.21 "black hearts" : some random shitty story + "Lisbon is really now on the edge of moving with Pike and Jane has to make a decision".

6.22 "blue bird" : some random shitty story (about a wife and daughter dead which will remind Jane of his own story... OF COURSE!!!!!) + "Now Jane considers his own future and have to make a GROUNDBREAKING (!!!!!!!!!!) (yes I'm not joking) (watch the show : TRVE LUV' IS CUMIN'!! THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED FOR!!) decision".

And, as Lisbon is getting into the car with Pike, going for her new life, we see Jane running towards her and then "I can't live without you, you know, I'm in luv'", Lisbon : "okay" *kiss* Pike : "hey" (oh wait, I'm supposed to be the asshole even if I'm the one violently dumped here. Bullshit Hollywood shitty story for fat pigs).

THE END. Ta ta.

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