After last night's CBS "snafu" of showing a Mentalist repeat to most of the country, I'm pretty certain I know who Red John is.....

He's an psychotic executive at CBS who chooses to cover his tracks by showing as little of the Mentalist as possible to us viewers. Think about it: "Sports Delays", Playing the wrong episodes this close to the series finale, moving the show to a late, Sunday night time slot to shed viewers.......

These are all attempts to mislead and obscure the truth! Red John is so purely evil that I would bet he's behind such critical flops such as the 'Good Wife' and 'Hostages'. Oh, I don't think Dean Harken is Red John, -of all the choices, he looked the most like a sociopathic, network executive mass-murder!

Bonus theory: I think Visualize is somehow involved because have you ever noticed the creepy resemblance between the CBS and Visualize 'eyeball' logos?

Happy Monday =D