Let me clear my throat (or my hand, since I'm typing) for some good old fashioned gloating:

If you ever wrote a theory about Jane, or Mashburn, or Grace, or Minelli, or Cho, or anyone not on the list of seven suspects, then you are an idiot. We simply laughed at your theories and waited for this day, when we would clown your retarded ass for those insipid and foolish piece of shit you called "theories." Go fuck yourselves. Fucktards.

To Partridge fans:
Tell me, how does it feel to be wrong? Didn't we warn you? Didn't we say that this ghoul was dead? Didn't the actor who played him say that his character was dead? Didn't you see Lisbon watch him die, as he faintly said, "Tyger, Tyger," in the hopes that Lisbon was a member and would come to his bitch-ass rescue? I love the irony that the suspect with the most theories and votes was the first to be bitch-slapped and killed by RJ. I revel in your misery and your tears. Go fuck yourselves. Motherfucking fucktards!

To Kirkland fans:
How the fuck can Bob Kirkland be Red John? Seriously? I can understand suspecting him before he was shot and killed, but after? Why would he be killing the suspects on the list of Jane's fake suspects if he had the real one? Even after he was shot six times, some of you retards still thought that he was Red John; come on!

To McAllister fans:
A big round of applause for your ingenuity or luck. You were right. Revel in your victory.

To Reed Smith Fans:
If you wrote a theory about Ree........; LMAO. I forgot, there are little to nonexistent Reede fans. This is whoisredjohn.com, not whowantstoeatredjohn.com. No one with an iota of sense suspected his fat-ass. Word on the streets is that Jane's daughter has more theories than this bloated idiot.

To Stiles, Bertram, Haffner Fans:
I have nothing to say about you!

To CBS, Bruno Heller, the writers, directors, producers:
Go fuck yourselves. Thank you for the worst reveal episode, till date, since the beginning of television.