So the finale is called "Blue Bird Inn." Pike actually pops the question to Lisbon and Jane will probably have 25 minutes out of a 43 minute episode to scramble and put forth a "master plan" to get her to stay. Oh yeah, and there is a little cold case involved that will be dealt with somewhere along the lines. The squawking-virgin-estrogen-brigade will be writhing in ecstasy as we sit sadly passing the hour saying our farewells to a show that gave us no closure or answers to a multifaceted serial killer.
As much as I love Jane and Lisbon there is this tiny antagonistic ...bitch... inside of me that wants Heller to basically screw the shippers too. Wouldn't it be hysterical if at the last 2 minutes the dialog goes something like this:
Jane: Lisbon, I've kept my feelings to myself for all these years but it's time to come clean. I know I have been leading you on and playing games, lying to you and making you pay for my mistakes but I need to come clean and tell you that all these years you have loved me are now making me see the light. I love you. Please stay. Marry me.
Lisbon: I'm so glad you were able to get yourself to admit this. You're right. I have waited for what seems a lifetime for you. I will admit that my feelings for you are still ten-fold but Pike has made me see what a life of normalcy is like and I need that. He doesn't lie to me or run away from me when I need him most. I may be able to trust YOU with my life but I trust HIM with my emotional well being. Goodbye Jane. I hope you find true happiness someday.
(Lisbon turns her back and walks off into the beach-y sunset as Janes' legs begin to give way beneath him. At that moment Agent Fischer appears behind Jane and steadies his frame with a tender hand to his forearm)
Jane: It wasn't supposed to end like this.
Agent Fischer: Tell me about it. You wait for years and years to get what you hope will be a happy ending or at least an answer to a long awaited question only to have the proverbial sand kicked in your face. Come Jane, let me make you some of my tea.
Bwwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Of course it won't happen nor do I wan't it to but I wouldn't put anything past Heller.
