Who is Red John?

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Nobody gives a shit whether Stoopkid goes on holiday or not.
No one cares whether he will watch 2 episodes.
As for his "dont let the trolls f with this site", who do you think you are? Tell me who the fuck do you think you are? You sound like a uncool tattle tale in kindergarden.

Stop looking for asslickers Stoopkid, the RJ Saga is not alive! It's dead and buried, gone!
Your in fucking denial, every week saying the same old shit! 
"The Mentalist will heat up, itll heat up! Things are heating up!" STFU.

I hope you kill yourself while your on holiday, you twat!

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Why should Bruno give a shit about our wishes or expectations regarding Red John once he has given us Dead John already? Lightning never hits the same spot twice. The fake RJ was done before and we bought it with our mouths wide open salivating. So, there are 2 options here leading to the same conclusion:

1- Red John stays as Dead John and Bruno is an asshole
2- Red John comes back as someone else (you name it) which means Mc Allister was also a fake like the previous one and Bruno is still an asshole for doing us the same trick twice.

So, any of us may like any of the above options but in the end, there's only one thing that remains the same: Bruno is an asshole. When I think like this, I feel that I will be OK with any kind of ending to this series. Yeah, I think I found my closure...

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Theory #17912 • By reacher
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Sorry guys, but as a tribute to the first 5 seasons of the show, I have started to create my own character. There were other reasons as well. Now I know the names I am using may not appeal to everyone here as they may be too cliched but thats why I have left the naming of the central character to the geniuses here....please read the beginning of the dark and clever saga I wish to unleash with your support and tell me if it looks any good? I know this is the toughest group ever to win over, but a man can hope........


"Humse na ulajh ae zaalim, hamne har haal mein jeene ki kasam khayi hai, tera nadaan guroor na tujhe wahan le jayee ke jahan teri maut aaye hai", spelled the placard hanging above the desk of Musa Sheikh. The script on display was that of Urdu which was a derivation from Persian and Arabic. After trying in vain to resist the urge, John gave in and asked to Musa: "So what does it mean the truism hanging over your head?". The Sheikh moved his neck with a visible strain on it and also the girth of his abdomen, although he did not particularly need to as he remembered every word of it. Just to absorb the essence, John thought. Well Mr John Baker, it is the essence of patience and renunciation. "How so?", John got more interested and inquisitive. "You have a keen interest and an innate curiosity", the Sheikh professed. "Ah you should meet my friend someday", shuddered John. "But the truism now", he completed his sentence. "Ok let me put it this way, have you watched Jack Reacher the movie. There is an instance in it where Reacher talks about a blind spot.", John's nod grew in amplitude as the dialogue progresses clearly hitting the spot in the feature film where the conversation had occurred. How could he not. This was the stuff that he lived by. And he really grasped the essence of the writing as well. Reacher had spoken about the run to the finish line. His station in life was that of a man with nothing to loose and ample skill. And ample intent to add to it. And his MO was the striking of the lightning when it was least expected. His disposition was to avoid confrontation but his dint was to outwit and out-race the adversary. He was ready to go to any length of time and rationale in a fight. And it was always going to be a losing battle for his opponent. He was in a way the destiny's instrument to bring the uncouth and arrogant aggressor to justice. And he believed in saving the mean-ness for the end. "A arrow once shot should hit the target and should need to fire just one for one." There was little more that the Sheikh explained to John on that one. "The real satisfaction in revenge is when you see fear, helplessness, worthlessness, weakness sans repentance in the eye of the perpetrator of the injustice when you brutally bring him to closure. And when your own eye is devoid of mercy. That brings the kind of terror that finds its place deeply etched in the wiring of the mind in an instant that would cripple him forever. Mmy faith does not allow me to believe in rebirth but any practitioner of the law of reincarnation worth their salt would tell you that such impressions or samskaars would carry into their next lives", concluded the Sheikh. The passion and intensity that had lit the countenance of the otherwise dull Sheikh was an added confirmation to John that there was more to his story than was known to the gentry in the inner circles of San Francisco. "You make no attempt to conceal your deeply sinister vengeful thoughts," John could not help remark. "It is the wisdom and the burden at the same time Mr Baker, presses you with the melancholy but lifts you with its own freedom. Only if you have taken the hard yards that is. But remember, there needs to be the disguise of the fixed smile before the moment arrives.", the Sheikh retorted seemingly regaining his poise. After an extended second of awkwardness, John smiled and bid adieu eventually.
"A conversation after his own heart. He would definitely find the Sheikh intriguing.. I wonder how would their conversation flow if they ever met. Anyhow, I would make it a point to mention this rendezvous with him tonight.", thought Baker to himself. If it was bizzarre that he had been reminded of his friend as he moved out of the house of the Sheik, it was only to the uninitiated. That was because the only man there could be to grasp the essence of the Sheikh's utterances through experience and then add some to it, it had to be John Baker's flatmate and somewhat kindred spirit of xxxxxxxxx

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Sry guys, but that's it. We won't see a RJ return. We just get to see a shit load of red herrings in these episodes - a red dress, red curtains, red red red. Really?! These writers are fucking retarded. Those love-story shit gives me cancer every time I watch the new episode for 5min.

And the worst part are those 50 years old women on the Mentalist Facebook page that say 'finally the RJ bullshit is over and we can se Jisbon happen. they're meant for each other. im sooooo excited omg omg omg' You know what? Screw all of them! I saw a loooot of people there that didn't give a shit who RJ was and how he was revealed. They were never interessted in it. They just wanted Jisbon to happen. I puked everytime I went to the comment section on their Facebook page. Just don't go there!

As hard as it sounds but this show needs to be cancelled. It is not what it used to be. This love story bullshit never really happened in the past 6 seasons and now they start 'tieng up' the relationship between PJ and Lisbon? I call bullshit! The dumbest idiot would notice that PJ and Lisbon have feelings for each other. But that's not what the show was about! It was about a heartbroken man that wanted revenge. On his way identifying the murder of his familiy he became sort of a criminal so that he could get information that he wouldn't get if he always followed the law. RJ made PJ a 'little' RJ that didn't care for anybody but for his team. And now all this is gone? After all he's done he's a free man that runs around and if he's in the mood solves some crimes with the FBI? Again: I call bullshit! Besides: Why didn't Bruno Heller team him up with a pigeon? They would be the best crime solving team in the whole world!

If there would be the possibility to delete your memory I would do it an watch season 1 to 3 and that's it. Although we never got to know information about this RJ too, this ending would be way more better than s06e08 bullshit.

This idiots ruined this awesome series with season 6. I will never watch any shit of Bruno Heller again.

I'm out!

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Not a theory just a curious connection.

What do you think? Is this the reference for the title forest green?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh5Hk5XC_YM

Holly Miranda (From her album "Magician's Private Library")





"Forest Green Oh Forest Green"







Catching clocks and broken glass

Past the bridges and smoke stacks

You look like what I might lack

Open up your head there's something missing



Who's got nothing to run from,

Do you?



Near eyelashes and a stream

Forest green oh forest green

Up past cities made of steam

Open up your head we found a secret



Near eyelashes and a stream

Forest green oh forest green

Up past cities made of steam

Open up your head we found a secret



Who's got nothing to run from,

Do you?

I do

I do




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i guess this are bad news for people who expect the return of rj , what do you think about this???

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/mentalist-season-6-spoilers-lisbon-jane-kiss-ahead-finale-1445352

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Wow, this show is still pathetically attempting to give us Red Herrings. Of all the colors Lisbon could wear she wore a red one -.-   , i mean come on what the fuck where they smoking when they wrote this episode? I hope they pull the plug on this show if Red John ain't coming back.

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