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Bob Kirkland

Bob Kirkland
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It's a parody. For fun. For these sublime fans who passed hours and hours talking about the show. The real episode will air on Sunday. Some scenes, like Lisbon lending her gun to Patrick, might be in the real episode.

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Why don't we knock it off with these negative waves. Why can't we dig how beautiful it is out here. Why can't we say something righteous and hopeful for a change.

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Hhahahahahahah, fake as fuck. Friends, please dont worry, i give my life tomorrow you see something different.

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Unfortunately the episode is legit. We thought heller to be 9/10 in terms of IQ however he is on the somwhere near a 0.2

The apparant clues, which we thought were too silly to be observed while writing out theories are actually major ones.

1. The pigeons. Pigeon phobia. Most of us thought it was a herring because it was funny with McAllister going all ooohhaaaaahhaa with the sight of a pigeon.

2. Skin being scraped off Patridge's left arm revealing he was the member of tiger tiger.
Lisbon "What does this mean"
Patrick "What do you think it means" Read "Duh! Partridge was a part of tyger tyger and he has access to change DNA of RJ with an old dead body, which he did before he died, when McAllister had the foresight that Patrick would call a meeting with all the 7"


But here is what they missed.

In a recent interview Baker said that Red John no longer wants to kill Patrick, he actually loves patrick, he wants him to be his friend, so he puts himself in jeopardy and reveals himself"

There was no sign of this feeling in the episode. McAllister comes and wants to shoot Patrick and frame Bertram as Red John.

And also, why would Red John who does not want anyone to mock him, who things so highly of himself like a demi god, that no one else can take his position, why would this Red John want to frame someone else as Red John and let someone else even be called as Red John?

Every theory now has this word for sure. Dissapointed. Heller told us we would be dissapointed when Red John was revealed, but c'mon man, that would be because it was someone obvious, but now we are dissapointed because Red John was screaming like a hyena giving birth!

Red John was a step ahead of patrick, even better than him and the whole series was a huge build up with little pieces on how Patrick will outsmart Red John for six seasons.

Now if we had never seen McAllister and he had appeared only in season 6, still it would not have changed episode 8. Because they haven't used anything from the past 5 seasons.

And McAllister was a nobody in the show till the list was out, and Red John being Waldo? Like Heller was going to pull a magic trick out of his hat for the reveal? These are the expectations that Heller and his writers set during the course of the show. Why do you set expectations if you know you can't match even 2% of it.

Heller in his previous interview said all questions would be answered. He also mocked LOST saying nobody explained what the polar bears are doing, but the mentalist will answer all questions.

There are a whole list of questions that you guys have posted that have not been answered.

Honestly we still have that hope that this episode is a fake, like how we have a hope when our favourite team which is losing will score the winning goal, the winning base, the winning run in extra time!

I don't think they will answer any of the questions because the next episode has a two year leap.

They build up Red John with bold set ups like his contacts, his disciples, him being so smart to get the list, but they never thought how all this would come together.

They gave us clues for which they never thought of a reveal.

If it was a show which did not run on suspense it would not have mattered. They show's central plot for which we stuck for 6 years was the red john reveal, and they went wrong in the one place they shouldn't have had.

Let us say BOB KIRKLAND was one of the best, even Partridge hell even Betram. McAllister (Xender Berkeley) just could not pull of RED JOHN. He is a great actor but not RED JOHN.

Well atleast we have written enough theories for us to start our own MENTALIST.

And when you do, please don't involve pigeons.

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Get over it people, the episode ITS NOT fake, Jimmy gadd ( one of the writers in the show ) confirmed in his twitter account that the episode we saw " Unfinished version of what we are going to see in sunday " so there will be some edits in the music and maybe some flashbacks but the main story will be the same, the reveal will be the same, the pigeon come out from patrick ass will be the same RJ calling 911 will be the same, one thing will never be the same to you bruno: your fans you fucking prick, jesus christ this is insane, WTF    

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-You are one tough S.O.B. Bruno Heller. you really are.

-Where am I?..Oh....What happened?

-You are in Sacramento, you've been shot...Do you remember that?

-Yes,I do.Some thousands fans of "The Mentalist".

-Correct.Very good.Your mind is clear.Now listen, I have a question for you Bruno.Look at me.Look close.You recognize me?Have you seen me before?

-You are Bob Kirkland you are my creation on the show!What is wrong with you?And you have an identical twin Michael.Hehe I tricked all the viewers.I am a genius.I am a BEAST.

-Are you sure?It's important.

-Yes.I'm sure.

-It's good to know.Thanks.
Let's face facts, Bruno.If you recover, and live, you'll spend your life regretting this terrible mistake you've done, people will hate you for ever.You'll be a toy for monsters.
I just hope,  if I am ever in your shoes,I'll have a friend close enough to do this for me.

-Wait.

-Don't be scared.This will be quick, fairy little pain.
It's ok.I'm here for you.I won't leave you.

-AAAH OOH AAH.




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