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Okay, I accepeted this episode. Nice try Bruno. 
But I really don't understand how you guys think it can even remotely be the real one. For Blake's sake, have you suddendly become retards? There were more parody things in these 40 minutes than the number of pigeons we got to see in season 6. Wake up. This was a joke. Stay tuned for actual Patrick Vs Red John episode.


P.S. We can assume this was a joke. The fact is that they ruined the image of the sheriff. I mean, he could have been okay, but after many people saw this it's impossible, at least for me, to look at the sheriff the same way.
This is why I think he won't be Red John in the true episode.

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That reveal better be fake, or I swear to Red John that Bruno Heller is a dead man.

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SMOKING WHILE YOU MADE THAT PIECE OF SHIT?!?!?!?

Hopefully it wore off and you came back to your senses to create another S6E8 that will premiere on Sunday.

I didn't wait 5 years for a fucking pigeon to practically kill Red John.  A FUCKING PIGEON. That thing that's literally sitting outside of my window, shitting on the balcony.

Yo RJ, you got killed by a fucking balconyshitter. So much for world's greatest villain. 

Patrick should have taken a glove and smeared a white Patrick smiley face USING PIGEON SHIT at the murder scene of RJ. 

Jeez Heller.....God Damnit....5 years....for pigeon shit....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 



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I'm not even going to say how much of a joke that damn RJ episode was...besides, I already made a post ranting on it lol. 

Just hit GREEN IF YOU THINK THAT THE EPISODE WAS A FAKE
Just hit RED IF YOU THINK HELLER IS A TOTAL DUMBASS

(please don't let Heller be a dumbass. please don't let Heller be a dumbass) I NEED CLOOOOOSURE.

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I hope they release this episode in HD anyway becuase it's very funny. I want to have a good copy and remember how Bruno fooled some of us for the last time
Don't miss the episode on sunday mates

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Just saw the episode and...hahahaha it was so funny.

Especially when bertram dies, he gets shooted and he says "Ah." and the he crashes on the ground. Hahahaha

McAllister magically turns into Bolt running for 2 Km with a bullet in the stomach.

Red John defeated by a pigeon, check McAllister's face when he saw the pigeon hahaha

No answer to how Red John got the list of seven or how he managed to do what he had done during all the seasons.
From half episode until the end it's basically
"do you wanna know how I got the list right?"
 "No I don't want lalalalala I'm going to kill you evil bastard with no hair lalalala"

The only thing that I liked was that Cordero died, that guy was irksome.

Seriously, if this episode is the final chapter of Red John, then I'm Britney Spears.

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This is my last theory. The title is Poor Bruno.

I think that someone got the main plot and who is Red John right. Bruno was sad about this.

"Someone" leaked the episode, which was in the source code of the page (Come on, it takes a dumb to extract a video link from the source page. Too easy...every video host website used an encrypted source so no one can edit it, to get premium accounts for example.)

It took 0.2 seconds  for an average person to notice that this "leaked Red John vs Patrick the ultimate revelation you've waited for 6 years" looks more like a parody then the epic conclusion to this clever storyline.

Poor Bruno, people on this website are quite clever. See you on sunday for the actual Episode of the episodes

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Can you actually imagine if this espisode was made to mislead us? Haha it would be kinda cool, Bruno Heller did something no one ever did (from what I can remember). It would be a good tribute for this show

But yeah it's just speculations and it's very unlikely

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