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I'm glad that the nightmare of all mysteries series ends in a low stinky cheesy way, fuck ya BH u piece of shite, fuck ya all miserable scum low talented SOBs writers, ridiculous snobs, sold outs, make yer press statements ya all greedy actors when its real ya all hate the crap you had to play for more than a bloody year, money talks, fuck "The Mentalist", hail RJ and Lorelei and all the mother fuckin' villains who were all indeed greater than the untalented imbeciles who created 'em, how I hate happy endings, let's wait until a year or two to listen how they all are gonna state how season 6 was a complete error.

GREEN : all the gaps and holes will forever remain that.
RED      : stop bitching, "The Mentalist" rules.

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Well, guess it's all done and over. "The Mentalist" is a big piece of shite for grannies and teens. I can digest it cause it makes me laugh. So we have 2 more episodes, there'll be a couple of good moments, most of it is gonna be a cheesy bubble gum waste of bad acting and turd. Only way to save it (if they want to continue with a season 8 as there are rumours) : Red John (whoever you had picked up), from a long distance is sitting comfortably, giving his back to the camera, with one of his women watching the fucking wedding with some binocular (or telescope if ya want more drama & comedy) and laughing the shit out of him, while having a cup of tea, memories of that deleted scene.

GREEN : that'd be awesome.
RED      : screw "The Mentalist" and R.J.

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Theory #18689 • By Terokal
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Green : Whatever, OK.
RED    : Sucks big time.

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LOL, what about the sneek peaks of ep. 11 ... huh ? ... the psychic dude is really "shy" when it comes to talking to a low rate agent who is mourning someone he didn't even really know ... and after being questioned by the team all of the sudden, dude has no trouble speaking to a bunch of journalists and taking the spotlight ... brilliant indeed ... guess that's one of season 7th bright twists ... I've read all the recent posts and it's links ... this crap finally ends ... would have been better to watch it ending with Jane staying in coma, and Lisbon playing a Mary Magdalene sort of role for two years, besides him while he is in some sort of a purgatorium "dreaming" delirium ... all this useless shit I've been watching since ... bah ... big thanks to CBS, bruno heller & writers, and of course the whiny dry granny cunts and teen wet pussies who were legion (making their EMO clips at youtube) as viewers ... they all destroyed this (once upon a time) good show ... the dark side of "The Mentalist" wasn't R.J. but the cheesy soapy repulsive bad written love story ... nothing wrong with jisbon, but why in such a ridiculous way ? ... fuck 'em all.

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Well ... no more theories on R.J. ... Vega is being killed on the next episode ... there's no more to say about this crap ... even the spot sells who it is ... just like that infamous S 6 - E 8 garbage ... what's the suspense here? ... I mean, really ... that PJ is gonna save TL from "Lazarus" or viceversa? ... FFS ... : ) ... hail the real R.J. ... I mean the one each single person has in his own mind.

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Now I'm watching this crap for it's music, and to laugh at how this cunts named "BH & team" are mocking at us all RJ fans, with all those red colors being flashed at us in some scenes ... fuck, for some minutes I thought the girl on the picture the sniper hold was Lorelai ... there were some good scenes from this hitman, but hey, think I watched 'em all before on classic movies ... bloody miserables ... Jisbon sucks big time ... theories here (a cheers for ya all) are better than the crap they are throwing at viewers ... I mean, what's the arc here ?, a couple of adults playing the shy-teen-agers role until it all ends with 'em parting ways or getting married ? ... screw that !!! ... at this point only Lazarus can save this shite ... but have to admit there's no hope ... just remember the couple of "evil" they created after McAllister murder ... both complete and absolute turd ... so Lazarus will be the mastermind, the real monster behind the scenes who directed the "R.J. con" using puppets from B.A. ? ... come on ... now they're saying there's a posibility of a season 8 ... LOL ... bring it on losers ... please contact David Lynch.

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Well, here I am, again waiting for a "Mentalist" episode, I'd sniffed ol' terokal glue like crazy, there's no hope unless there's an open finale. It's gonna be crime of the week and Abbot's secret crime arc as a background from here till "Lazarus". "Jisbon" is not working at all, that computer nerd is a wrong pathetic character and repeating that cheesy "love story" between partners is bad taste. Hope that "Wylie" or whatever his name is will be murdered, along with Vega and Cho who are all wasted fillers. Jane and Lisbon will be forced to leave, to run and hide while the real monster (not that surrogate Pink Joan) starts the final hunt.
None of this is gonna happen of course. I'm not Bruno fuckin' Heller or his shite team.

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