Who is Red John?

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These FBI advertisements, also known as The Mentalist, are slowly melting my brain. The levels of propaganda on television are staggeringly obvious these days, and I remain troubled by this fact only because I know the stupid mob takes this shit serious, or at least lets the idiot box form opinions about big government being "necessary". 
Why do we have to endure the FBI when CBI, a fictional agency of legal plunder, worked just fine? I mean, why does Cho and the other morons act so serious all the time? And, are we really supposed to find the stench of affirmative action interesting because it is carried on the shoulders of a once great, but entirely dead, series? Finally, does anyone really buy into the jisbon love affair as a possible hook to save this pathetic show/advertisement?
I think, and I am being serious, that I might enjoy this show more now if I were a jingoistic mental defective.

Rigsby is RJ  

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True enough, Rigsby is in the last few episodes, and thus the world will know what kind of a creep fuck serial killer he can portray on screen. HarvyHammer is wise in suggesting the great red dragon from this proper educated actor, Owain Yeoman. 
Rigsby has:
Daddy issues===
Women issues===
Self esteem issues===
friend/social issues===
A hidden past of humiliation where he was stripped and photographed by fellow students===
acrophobia===
profound out-of-character insight into the criminal mind shown to us on various occasions===
bizzare and unnatural respect for those that do not deserve respect.
One has to remember that Rigsby was questioned by LaRouche about the guy set on fire in the jail cell. No one ever confirmed it was Van Pelt's FBI football hero boyfriend. 
It's like this... Rigsby was a geek in school and was humiliated. He became a drug addict before joining Visualize (TV version of Scientology). Then, Rigsby becomes the great red dragon we all know as Red John and joins the bomb squad in San Diego and then later CBI where, coincidentally, Patrick Jane picks up his trail. The story from there is laid out before us. Red John is Rigsby, and Rigsby is merely the truth hidden in plain sight. No one makes fun of Red John, or they get dead! Think about it. 














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Hey, can someone tell me what happened in the last episode? I fell asleep. I just remember Wiley asking Cho about his feelings. It was a magical moment, methinks. Anyways... I think I'll go back to watching Sledgehammer for some real crime drama.

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Well, I think it is very daring and bold for the writers to incorporate a homosexual relationship in the show between Wiley and Cho. There is a clear chemistry happening between them and I think the FBI agents and the CBI agents and even Bruno Heller ought to star in the final episode as twink mary-boys in a giant jack-booted circle jerk. I mean, the show is worthless anyways, so why not show what government really does with tax dollars? Who would not enjoy a violent homosexual sex romp on Jane's couch? It's very British, in my opinion!

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Ok, so the skinny is that Red John is back, right? Ok. So, there is still a chance that Rigsby is the real RJ cuz the whole season is nothing but a smoke screen. Misinformation, I assume, is how the show is playing it. Look, I understand most mainstream theorists here wholly reject a Red Rigsby, but he is an actor with serious potential that could really do a good job at it--that's all I am sayin. Sure, there are better candidates, but at least Rigsby is not dead (killed off) like so many other potentials. Think about it, Rigsby can take a shotgun blast to the chest and still get up and kill a guy. LOL! Only a true Red John potential could do that kind of supernatural thing. So, go ahead and give this theory a thumbs up... I know you want to.  

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I really wish Grace would accidently find a Red John mask in Rigsby's closet. Grace gets spooked, Rigsby chases her down the street while she is wearing her Victoria Secret teddy (red, of course)  and kills her, and Jane finds out through some video surveillance that shows nip slips and major cheek and camel toe.Jane, in a fit of confusion, sleeps with Lisbon and CBI Ron in some weird bisexual orgy, cuts his own jimmy off, and then starts dating Cho, his true love. AND, Brett Stiles comes back as a ghost and haunts Scientology just to prove other worlds exist.

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So, Heller makes his money and then fucks his fans in the ass. Does that about sum it up? I'm thinking that Plato had a point when he said some of the artisans (poetry, music, and theater) ought to be banned from the ideal republic. To be crystal clear on this, the entire Red John chase was anti-climactic--no necessary catharsis at the end. There was not even a catharsis for the main character, let  alone the audience. No one learned anything, and that is morally corrupt, according to standards practiced for the last 2500 years. One could get more catharsis from a fucking Friends episode rather than the Mentalist. I say "corrupt" because Heller profits and we all sit here thinking gay Hollywood forced us to drop the soap. This is a failed show by a massive pretender named Bruno Heller. Send the Brit back home on a fucking boat and dump his fucking tea in the bay!  

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