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Walter Mashburn

Walter Mashburn
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Finally forced myself to watch the finale on the web.

What a cheesy, disappointing, totally out of original Mentalist character ending.  :-(

The only upside is that all of us original fans (seasons 1-3) have been finally put out of our misery.

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I'm glad that the nightmare of all mysteries series ends in a low stinky cheesy way, fuck ya BH u piece of shite, fuck ya all miserable scum low talented SOBs writers, ridiculous snobs, sold outs, make yer press statements ya all greedy actors when its real ya all hate the crap you had to play for more than a bloody year, money talks, fuck "The Mentalist", hail RJ and Lorelei and all the mother fuckin' villains who were all indeed greater than the untalented imbeciles who created 'em, how I hate happy endings, let's wait until a year or two to listen how they all are gonna state how season 6 was a complete error.

GREEN : all the gaps and holes will forever remain that.
RED      : stop bitching, "The Mentalist" rules.

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Well, guess it's all done and over. "The Mentalist" is a big piece of shite for grannies and teens. I can digest it cause it makes me laugh. So we have 2 more episodes, there'll be a couple of good moments, most of it is gonna be a cheesy bubble gum waste of bad acting and turd. Only way to save it (if they want to continue with a season 8 as there are rumours) : Red John (whoever you had picked up), from a long distance is sitting comfortably, giving his back to the camera, with one of his women watching the fucking wedding with some binocular (or telescope if ya want more drama & comedy) and laughing the shit out of him, while having a cup of tea, memories of that deleted scene.

GREEN : that'd be awesome.
RED      : screw "The Mentalist" and R.J.

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Theory #18689 • By Terokal
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Green : Whatever, OK.
RED    : Sucks big time.

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LOL, what about the sneek peaks of ep. 11 ... huh ? ... the psychic dude is really "shy" when it comes to talking to a low rate agent who is mourning someone he didn't even really know ... and after being questioned by the team all of the sudden, dude has no trouble speaking to a bunch of journalists and taking the spotlight ... brilliant indeed ... guess that's one of season 7th bright twists ... I've read all the recent posts and it's links ... this crap finally ends ... would have been better to watch it ending with Jane staying in coma, and Lisbon playing a Mary Magdalene sort of role for two years, besides him while he is in some sort of a purgatorium "dreaming" delirium ... all this useless shit I've been watching since ... bah ... big thanks to CBS, bruno heller & writers, and of course the whiny dry granny cunts and teen wet pussies who were legion (making their EMO clips at youtube) as viewers ... they all destroyed this (once upon a time) good show ... the dark side of "The Mentalist" wasn't R.J. but the cheesy soapy repulsive bad written love story ... nothing wrong with jisbon, but why in such a ridiculous way ? ... fuck 'em all.

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Please let's all go and unlike the mentalist facebook page

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Well ... no more theories on R.J. ... Vega is being killed on the next episode ... there's no more to say about this crap ... even the spot sells who it is ... just like that infamous S 6 - E 8 garbage ... what's the suspense here? ... I mean, really ... that PJ is gonna save TL from "Lazarus" or viceversa? ... FFS ... : ) ... hail the real R.J. ... I mean the one each single person has in his own mind.

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