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Walter Mashburn

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Well ... no more theories on R.J. ... Vega is being killed on the next episode ... there's no more to say about this crap ... even the spot sells who it is ... just like that infamous S 6 - E 8 garbage ... what's the suspense here? ... I mean, really ... that PJ is gonna save TL from "Lazarus" or viceversa? ... FFS ... : ) ... hail the real R.J. ... I mean the one each single person has in his own mind.

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Now I'm watching this crap for it's music, and to laugh at how this cunts named "BH & team" are mocking at us all RJ fans, with all those red colors being flashed at us in some scenes ... fuck, for some minutes I thought the girl on the picture the sniper hold was Lorelai ... there were some good scenes from this hitman, but hey, think I watched 'em all before on classic movies ... bloody miserables ... Jisbon sucks big time ... theories here (a cheers for ya all) are better than the crap they are throwing at viewers ... I mean, what's the arc here ?, a couple of adults playing the shy-teen-agers role until it all ends with 'em parting ways or getting married ? ... screw that !!! ... at this point only Lazarus can save this shite ... but have to admit there's no hope ... just remember the couple of "evil" they created after McAllister murder ... both complete and absolute turd ... so Lazarus will be the mastermind, the real monster behind the scenes who directed the "R.J. con" using puppets from B.A. ? ... come on ... now they're saying there's a posibility of a season 8 ... LOL ... bring it on losers ... please contact David Lynch.

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Well, here I am, again waiting for a "Mentalist" episode, I'd sniffed ol' terokal glue like crazy, there's no hope unless there's an open finale. It's gonna be crime of the week and Abbot's secret crime arc as a background from here till "Lazarus". "Jisbon" is not working at all, that computer nerd is a wrong pathetic character and repeating that cheesy "love story" between partners is bad taste. Hope that "Wylie" or whatever his name is will be murdered, along with Vega and Cho who are all wasted fillers. Jane and Lisbon will be forced to leave, to run and hide while the real monster (not that surrogate Pink Joan) starts the final hunt.
None of this is gonna happen of course. I'm not Bruno fuckin' Heller or his shite team.

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What a fiasco, again again and again, this show is
the real turd ... Bruno Heller, u are a bloody stinky cunt and so the rest of writers (untalented losers by the way) ... what kind of job will this people get now that it's all over and done ? ... probably soaps and teen's movies ... again I must say : being a part of
"The Mentalist" will be a curse for 'em all ... they're all rotten ... careers' over ... a shame for Simon and Robin but hey ... they are both making tons of money doing this shite ... they should have had some input, ya know ? ... but NO ... while real fans felt ripped off by this crap they just moved on business as usual ... but hey, that's what they all are into it for ... $$$,$$$ ... shame on you actors(?) who can't even portray a real love and passionate relation ... bring back Lorelei and Mashburn, Rigsby and Van Pelt for a swingers party !!!! ... and yeah ... swear I won't watch this crap again.

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Just finished watching the Silver Briefcase on the CBS website.

Have to admit it was the best episode of season 7, but the fact I watched it on the CBS website is shows just how far this show has gone downhill for me.

There was a time I couldn't wait for The Mentalist to come on tv, now it's just meh, I'll catch it whenever there's time to kill during the week.

Honestly I don't care what happens now, the sooner the series ends, the better.

So why do I even watch it?  I guess it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, I already know nothing good can happen but I still can't look away.

I see from the comments, some people are still holding out for a coherent RJ wrap up.  That's ok, I really do understand your delusion, denial always comes before the first step to recovery. :-)

On a more merciful note, only a few more episodes left before we can all finally forget about what might have been and reluctantly accept the hidden pocket pigeon meets Lost reality of Heller.

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Does any one know how much time left for episode 5 (in canada time) Please tell me 

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Theory #18571 • By redjohnmotherfuckers
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Merry christmas Stoopkid!
could i have a email to send you some theories?
you can make a new one if you dont want me to have your private
cheers

ps i would stop using this name but it wont let me change it

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