Who is Red John?

Theory #17757 • by Will-the-Thrill

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Wayne Rigsby

Wayne Rigsby
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I really wish Grace would accidently find a Red John mask in Rigsby's closet. Grace gets spooked, Rigsby chases her down the street while she is wearing her Victoria Secret teddy (red, of course)  and kills her, and Jane finds out through some video surveillance that shows nip slips and major cheek and camel toe.Jane, in a fit of confusion, sleeps with Lisbon and CBI Ron in some weird bisexual orgy, cuts his own jimmy off, and then starts dating Cho, his true love. AND, Brett Stiles comes back as a ghost and haunts Scientology just to prove other worlds exist.

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