Who is Red John?

Theory #17897 • by RedJordan999

Suspect

Patrick Jane

Patrick Jane
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ARGUMENTATION

Lisbon likes the fuss Pike makes. Two nights in a row is weird. This can't just be a boring romance storyline - this guy's up to something I hope. And Lisbon just leaves him alone in her place Jane acts like a jealous weirdo making things awkward - he had 7 years to make a move Helicopter ride to some who gives a fuck forrest Ranger Green? Nice one writers Jane gets on his hands and knees and smells the body BAM!!! All of this before the main title and theme song. THE MENTALIST created by Bruno Heller. WoW. 1st obvious suspect : Kenyan Russell (who runs a Private Single Sex Organization) lol. Simple brotherhood? More like a bunch of rich old dudes at a gay sweat lodge resort banging each other 2nd obvious suspect: Marvin Grisker(investment douchebag) FBI exposition scene. 3rd obvious suspect is mr Killgowan (who provides things to the campers). Where do they come up with these names? Do they have a name generator? Marvin loves that cell phone. JANE BRAGS ABOUT GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER??? revenge murder without any real proof is fuckin sweet people. Jane sniffs out her cabin lover Late night beer parties for staff? Gay escort? An on grounds brothel called Fishing Camp. Big surprise it's run by Mr Killgowan. Test the golf carts? What us that? This is a golf marker - must be a serious linksman . . . . and pussyhound . . . Introducing obvious suspects 4&5 pro athlete Grant Kimora and his shady lawyer friend Greg Dire Pike is acting like O'Laighlin While has like one line in this whole episode. Mr Killgowan is dead. Scratch him off the suspects list Fisher looks like a psycho, states the obvious and every theory of hers is wrong Jane on the couch half asleep tells them all how to solve the case. Cho: what do we do? Abbott love playing games and going undercover. Jane offers to do a magic show. Everyone loves magic Can't wait to see how he solves this murder of the week. Does anyone give a fuck at this point? Insert ingredients into murder of the week generator and. . . Dire takes the bait Jane tackles Dire ? Then Dire confesses to everything Another murder of the week episode case closed I hope they end this episode with a Lisbon/Pike date scene This Pike is a Psycho. Is he gonna propose on the second date ? Is this how the series is gonna end? With this fuckin complete nonsense? Wow that whole episode was something fuckin else. Just put this fuckin piece of shit show out of its misery This is just sad Now I'm gonna go watch new Game of Thrones a show I know won't disappoint Fuck this bullshit

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