Why are there such long ass theories with the 7 suspects, explaining who they AREN'T. Can someone explain who they ARE?... Just asking. Ok I'll tackle Red John's identity in controversial style, and I'll be bleeding in red "unlikely's" like Michael Kirkland after Reede Smith is done with him.
Red John is Gay
1. Women flock to gay guys, its always baffled me - I better stop there...
2. Red John uses a very *slight* voice modifier, however there is an unmistakeable gay inflexion to his tone
3. Look at the way Red John holds his tea cup - so gay
4. Ok, about all his "lovers"... Even Patrick slept with Lorelei to get to Red John. I don't think being gay automatically disqualifies Red John from being with women.
5. He killed women because he is in denial
6. Would you send Lorelei Martins to sleep with another guy, no matter how manipulative you are? I mean, really? Only a gay person could in good conscience do it.
7. Lorelei has an extremely hard time believing that Red John abducted and raped his sister... Why? Because she knows he's gay.
Which of the suspects is gay? Let's turn our Gaydar on.
Brett Partridge is played by a gay actor I've heard.- Brett Partridge has camp voice
- Look at him in the desert with his hands on hips- just gay
- Who listens to classical musical? Just kidding :)
- We hear hints he was very close to his mother as a kid
- Jealous that Patrick has a family. He probably has a weird crush on Patrick.
I expect you're all going to make weird comments about me being gay. But it was just a theory. It's cool, I can take it. (Crap...No pun intended)
