Who is Red John?

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*Attention* Rumours say there's an alternative version of the finale.
It's a huge flashback and it explains everything. Jane kidnapped and killed the sheriff, aka RJ (as we all know) He didn't use a pigeon and the sheriff didn't claim to be a psychic
Jane leaves his sign on a wall, and then he moves to africa.
Here's a still from the alternative episode

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P.S. If you really thought there was another perfectly written Red John episode, I'm sorry to disappoint you AGAIN. Get over it, I love the show, but the mentalist finished at the end of season 5.

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I just can't get over it. Probably reading some wonderful theories on this website made the episode look even worse than what it really was. I don't know. The fact that some people actually liked me scares me.
Probably Bruno Heller deserve the "How to completely fuck up a successful storyline" oscar.

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Guys you should have seen the look on my face when I realized the leaked episode was actually the real episode. I still can't believe it. 
-Haffner was a good guy
-No mention to Kirkland brothers (why he came up with the twin story then?)
-No explanation to the list of seven 
-Sheriff says nobody knows who he is, but Cordero does
-Sheriff is faster than Usain Bolt with a fucking bullet in the stomach
-Gail Bertram, death of the year, heyyyyyyy
-No actual link to the clues from the past 5 seasons, I mean, you could just watch season 6. What a waste of time
-Close your eyes twice if you are a butterfly
-Red John, the smartest criminal in the world, let people know he has a tattoo, he faces Patrick without really a plan and he's defeated by a pigeon. And this is not even Pokemon!


"You are a psychic, Thomas"-Rubeus Hagrid


I haven't seen anything as bad as this episode for a long time. I'll miss Brett Partridge and Kirkland

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