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you're dead!

Tiger Tiger!

I accuse Bruno Heller ...

... of murdering a perfectly good TV show!

I have just witnessed the grim spectacle that is Episode 8.

Please please please let it be a spoof episode, designed to get the die-hard fans all worked up. But if it is the real deal, then they have let us down badly.

The resolution of this story arc should have been subtle and nuanced, allowing us to understand what lies behind the brutality of Red John. Instead we get this cack-handed effort where Patrick rejects RJ's offer to answer his questions, thereby leaving multiple plot-points forever dangling in the wind.

And, irrespective of this particular episode, the whole Tyger-Tyger malarky is just plain silly. I mean, you'd think that RJ would be kept busy with his full-time job plus his serial murders, but now we are expected to believe that he heads-up a secret society for bent policemen who were dumb enough to get caught!

It's just too nonsensical to be remotely credible.

As a loyal viewer, and purchaser of the box-sets, I feel short changed and let down.

This excellent series has been building up to a climax for a number of years. If this episode is the real deal then they needn't have bothered.

Very disappointing.

                                                                                                                                

After watching the leaked episode for a 2nd time; there was another 'glaringly obvious' clue that this might not be the real deal.

Apart from the shit acting, useless script and dreadful scenes, and the 'laugh out loud' moments mentioned by other people; THIS also caught my eye as being Charlie Chaplin ridiculous.

RJ (MacAllister) running into that family's backyard. The little girl sees him coming towards the house, she stands up and she OPENS the glass door as if she wants to let him in. He ignores the opening door and STILL dives through the glass? Go back and watch this bit again folk - slapstick of the highest caliber. He could have just walked in through the opening door...........

Parody and slapstick.

Patrick's comment about birds having 'beady little eyes' was another laugh out loud moment.

And: Honestly, Betram's 'on vacation' outfit while he's on the run with Cordero......coupled with his 'You know who this, I don't need to use a funny voice' to Patrick on the phone.

When I first watched the episode yesterday, I wasn't sure.....but had a feeling it was fake. Watching it a 2nd time - I'm certain it's a planned leak.

Mr Heller wins this round.

The only question that was answered in this episode was the following: what did Jane do in his room for that week when he asked not to be disturbed by anyone or anything? Simple: he was practising shoving a pigeon up his butt without killing it......Makes sense: cos that's the only way that pigeon was getting into that church without Cordero finding it.

If the Sheriff's Red John, why put Brett Partridge in the IMDb cast list earlier for this episode?!

No, no, no...no fucking way.

Red John died in season 3. Timothy Carter was the real deal, voice and perfect speech, not this mumbojambo bullshit.

McAllister: The game is over and I've won...Patrick, this high-pitched voice is really difficult, damn this Bruno Heller for making me use it. 
McAllister: So, you wanna know about the list?
PJ: No.
McAllister: Come on, don't you wanna know?
PJ: No.
McAllister: Pretty please...
PJ: I said no.
McAllister: I do not know it either how I got it....Ha ha ha.
PJ: Why did you kill Bertram?
McAllister: I kill Bertram, I kill you, game over I've won...You are making me say it again. I've told you that is difficult for me.
PJ: You know that I've had a cup of tea and a bagel earlier. I have something for you.
McAllister: Let me come closer to you and hold my hand.
PJ: Aha...
McAllister: Nice one, Patrick...You knew I was afraid of turtle doves. You got me...now I have to run
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Lisbon: We all need to stay in the car and let Jane catch his killer. The big FBI boss said to stay nice and quiet.

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Woman in the cemetery: A man is shot and I'm screaming like an idiot....Mister, mister, Usain Bolt went that way...go and shoot him again...
PJ: Much appreciated m'am...

PJ: M'am give me that phone...have no fear the police is here...

Police: 911, what's your emergency?
McAllister: Yeah, this is the serial killer Red John, you may have heard of me.
Police: Sure, Please state the nature of your emergency.
McAllister: Someone is trying to kill me, ha ha ha.

PJ: Ok, Red John, blink me once if Bruno Heller is an idiot, blink me twice if he is a moron.
PJ: Can you that again? I didn't catch that the first time.
McAllister: What about the list?
PJ: NO.
McAllister: OK, bye bye cruel world.

That's all folks!

Leaving aside the jokes, Red John has nothing in common with this 6th season Red John. They made up a handshake, a bullshit phobia and a whistler. Pick your favorite, anyway they all wind up dead.

If I could forget the last 3 seasons, I would.

Regards,