Who is Red John?

Theory #11317 • by Fucklogic

Suspect

Brett Partridge

Brett Partridge
Suspected in 1k+ theories

ARGUMENTATION

I'm here to say it's quite obvious RJ is Brett Partridge and the show will be plain shite if it's not him.

I mean, it's OBVIOUS, see? The guy got killed, sank in blood and was taken out from the house in a plastic bag, it's obvious he's alive and obviously he's red john.

Jane doesn't think it's him but that's because he's so obviously more intelligent than Jane.

Jack Plotnick said his role as Brett was finished, that's an obvious proof he's RJ. It's soooooooo obvious that Partridge had a grandma who knew jane's father and her cousin died because of a rotten tomato so he became obsessed with Red color.

And there's a partdrige pidgeon, c'mon guys, what could be more obvious about RJ identity than the existance of a Partridge Pidgeon?


As you see, every single logical contradiction can be overcome by stating the opposite conclussion is "obvious". And that's just stupid, plain, linear teenager thinking.

Seriously, I don't have anything about Partdrige being red John, i just think it wouldn't be original, and it would be a classical outcome already done WITH PANZER. However, while i don't have anything against the character himself, I just wish it isn't him because i wanna see all you salughterers of Logic bite the dust.

How do you find this theory?
plausible
unlikely
comments powered by Disqus
Follow us on