Who is Red John?

Theory #13571 • by big_fudge

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Thomas McAllister

Thomas McAllister
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1. i recently posted you my theory where i hoped that mashburn is it, but i think that the only logical option is mcallister. therefore i posted this famous youtube clip where jane sees that women feeding pigeons. that was the clue from episode 1! but the clue was not the fat patridge lady, it was in the background. if you look closely into the background behind lisbons back, you will see mcallister walking. heller said it is like looking for waldo. so you have to search and you will find him in this scene.

2. to all the ones that posted they have watched the episode and telling it is partridge, fuck you! there was one dude who acted clever and posted in comments the link of a song "on the first they of christmas, my true love gave to me..". this dude can fuck himself. 

3. if you are honest to yourself, mcallister was always one of the best choices. i agree, there are better ones like mashburn and so on. but come on be honest, form the list of 7, he and kirkland are tie for #1 red john! bertram and stiles, forget it, does not fit, smith and haffner have no charisma and no secret at all. 
but what i will never understand, why do so many think partridge would be a great choice. he is a great actor. for sure. but come on. he did not fit at all to anything described in the show. not even to short straight hair. maybe voice, but the voice was always simon baker, so screw that.

4. xander berkley is a great actor. great choice.

5. americ fuck you. spoiler.tv fuck you!!! you may have a different version, but your reactions americ were so fake, and this chick from spoiler.tv has no fucking clue. she says everything is explained beatifully. fuck nothing is explained.

6. jane is the one who knows it was mcallister all along, but he does not want to know anything about his story. red john bags him to explain, but jane does not want to know it.

7. nick nordella was just a boy on a bike, fuck that!

8. the episode was well acted, but they really blew all up by waisting too much time for stuff no one cares about.

9. cbs really put everything in the promo and in the link.

10. i really hope that they are promoting this link and want to trick us and there will be a different story, a longer one.

11. if they are not tricking us. i swear, after the episode, there will be new thoeries, like it is not over. patrick did not strangle him since it looks strange with one hand. and he knew he was being observed so mcallister is helping him and so on.
and there was a man standing at the end. he looks like partridge. he observed them. he is red john, bp for ever. and shit like this.
remember this theory since it will not stop here.

12. to all who thought it was one of cbi, especially van pelt. fuck you! 

13. really nothing is explained in the episode. there are even more mysteries after this episode, like the woman with the knife that tries to kill jane. or why is rj so soft and runs away.

14. all is bullshit. i hope they tricked us and there is an other version

15. i did not watch the episode. someone told me. i read clues of people who watched and the rest i guessed ;-)


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