Who is Red John?

Theory #14574 • by CitizenK01

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As we all of course know, the leaked episode is just a stupid fake. Never ever could the producers think of such a lame ending for the Red John arc. Not even the actors are real and clearly photoshopped into some holiday pictures from Bruno Heller. The story is so hilarious, everyone can see that there aren't enough drugs in California for writers to come up with such an ending. A pigeon? Seriously?

But well, just for the fun of it, lets assume for a moment that this will be the episode that airs on Sunday (a bit more polished of course) and McAllister is really the sad excuse of a Red John of the faked version.

For everyone who can't believe it, here are the top 10 explanations about what might have happened:

10. Someone at CBS messed up big time and aired the fake episode instead of the real one.

9. Some crazy guy with a pizza hat took the pigeon hostage and demands to air the fake episode or he will kill the pigeon!

8. Bruno Heller lost a huge bet against the producers of Jersey Shore and had to put this on air. (And Snooki will be a guest star in an upcoming episode)

7. The whole real life is a fake and now we have the proof.

6. It was an act of god, to remind us about his powers.

5. It was an act of the devil, to remind us that he holds the copyright on evil™

4. Peta stopped the real episode to protect the pigeon from bad story writing.

3. It was just a filler episode because of the sports event, the real episode will air next week - really! Trust me!

2. Red John is a true psychic and made us all believe that we saw a faked episode while in fact the real one was aired.

And the number 1 explanation why the fake episode might air on Sunday:

1. They realized in the last minute that the real episode is even worse because it featured a guest appearance of Kermit the frog as Red John.

See you on Sunday night!

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