One of you creative writers out there seriously need to capture this whole absurd Red John circus that has played out here and elsewhere in the media leading up to tonight. (paging Christopher Guest!!!!;p) I am literally crying from laughing so hard from reading the exponentially hilarious comments in the days leading up to and including today (btw, today's winner for me has to be "Red Johnson-The porn version." Priceless.) ... Please know, that I am in no way disparaging anyone's theories-- I've really enjoyed them all. The really funny part for me-aside from the occasional bit of porn-themed snark--has been the whole game being played out with us, with the bogus episode, and the ensuing, "they leaked the Red John episode!!" "Is it real? No it's fake!" Can't be fake, that's ridic..." "Hey RJ's a pigeon's biatch!" In any case, it's been a fun ride and I'm going to miss it after today.

So...the story begins like this.."I registered this domain name calked 'whoisredjohn.com'....." That should get you started. :) Have fun....