Who is Red John?

Theory #15807 • by SnakesOnaPlane

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Lorelei Martins

Lorelei Martins
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ARGUMENTATION

Samuel L Jackson as Red John ...

~Pigeons deployed~

Sam is shot .... by an insignificant single bullet ...

"I'm sick of these mutha f#$%^& pigeons in this mutha f#$%^& church!" (machine gun pulled from coat and blasted) ... "Now that's what I call a holy place" ... "Damn, all this gun fire making my ass hungry" ... "Hey sweetness! Yeah you ... 4 foot tall with the china blade ... you hungry? I know I didn't clip you cause you too short for my gun fire" ... "Let's go baby girl" ...  (swagger limp out of church to some funk) - roll credits ... show over ... victory




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